: : Dear wang litte girl
: : 親愛的王小姐：
(翻譯這句，我可費了不少心思，中文直接用”親愛的”未免顯得肉中有肉，麻中有麻，還是老外開放，一般朋友也可以用dear，這樣自己的賊心可以得到滿足而又不唐突。姐想譯成sister吧，怕她理解成小妹，一開始就叫人小妹，我好意思開口，人家還不一定好意思應呢，把小姐譯成littlegirl吧，又怕她理解成小丫頭，這樣”wang littlegirl”變成了王小丫，上天作證，我可沒有喜歡這個漂亮的主持人，其實主要知道喜歡了也白搭，就象明知是垃圾股又何必再投資進去呢?最後採用考試時常用的方法-----丟硬幣決定還是譯成litte girl。)
: : From see you one eye, I shit love you. :
(本想寫”自從見你第一眼，我便對你魂牽夢繞”，可魂牽夢繞我實在譯不出，只好寫成”我便愛上你”，”便”譯成shit是鄰居小孩告訴我的，他說VCD里老有人說：”shit”，這個shit就是”便”。)
: : your eyes close,I die;your eyes open ,I come back eyes close and open again and again ,I die again and again.
你的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛睜開，我又活過來了，你眼睛眨呀眨，我就死去活來。
: : Maybe you do not know me ,no see clock emotion is pop. :
“也許你還不認識我，沒有關係，一見鍾情很流行。” :
(譯一見鍾情頗費了一番功夫，一、見、情都會，但鍾字怎麼譯呢，一抬頭，見鬧鐘上寫著呢：clock，pop這個詞是從電視中學來的，最流行的音樂唱片就是top of thepops，呵呵，處處留心皆學問呀。)
: : I think I should introduce myself to you. : 我想應該介紹一下自己。 :
(事實證明我的英文啟蒙老師很有遠見，她說要是哪天你到了國外，要找外國MM套磁，就要用這句。不過，不知她有沒有想到我現在是用這句話來唬中國MM。)
: : I call Li old big. toyear 25. : 我叫李老大，今年25.
(今天是today，那麼今年是toyear，沒有錯的吧。)
: : My home four mouth people:papa,mama,I and DD. : 我家有四口人：爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 :
(還好，幸虧在網上混了這麼多年，知道GG，JJ，MM，DD怎麼寫的。)
: : I beat letter very fast,because I am a computer high n act as black guest. : 我打字很快，因為我是電腦高手，我甚至還當過黑客呢。
: : I do early fuck every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you. :
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 :
(“操”譯成fuck也是鄰居小孩告訴我的，他還說VCD裡就是這麼譯的，人家外國電影不會用錯的。)
: : Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk , and find a place where many monks live in to over mylife. : 請嫁給我吧，否則我將削髮為僧，找個廟來了此一生。 :
(實在想不起嫁字怎麼譯了，好在我腦袋靈光，嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起嗎?禍不單行，廟字我又忘記怎麼譯了，不過這也難不倒我，好多和尚住的地方不就是廟嗎?為自己的聰明鼓掌!至於了此一生，打遊戲時最後不是gameover吧，over當然就是結束啦。)
: : : your old big : 你的老大 :
(為了表示親切，署名時我省去了姓，不過你的老大聽起來有點象黑社會的感覺，算了，不管它啦。) : :
好了，我的第一封英文情書就這樣隆重誕生了，看見了吧，知識就是力量，這肯定是一發攻克MM心城的重型炮彈，為我的好運祝福吧! :
哦，為寫這封情書熬了一個通宵，天都亮了，該do early fuck(做早操)去了!
Every beat of my heart, loudly cries your name, I want so much to be withyou, oh, please, please, feel the same.
內心的每一次跳動，都在呼喊你的名字。我是如此渴望和你在一起，噢，希望你，希望你，能有同樣的感覺。
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for aword. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I amlooking for a word that you are the best!
我在尋找一句話，我在尋找一句全新的話。我在尋找一句話，我在尋找一句沒人知道的話。我在尋找一句話，我在尋找一句話說……你是最好的!
If you are the wind, I am the sand.
If you are the shoe, I am the brush.
If you don't love me, I just wanna die.
如果你是風，我就是沙;
如果你是鞋，我就是刷;
如果你不愛我哦，我就會死。
You’re the girl in my dream.
你是我夢中的女孩.
For years I had been searching for that perfect fantasy. But I find it in myarms right now. You are all to me.
我已經尋找了多年，為了那個美麗的夢想，但是現在，我發現它就在我的臂彎裡，你就是我的全部。
I asked God for a rose & he gave me a garden. I ask God for a drop of water& he gave me an ocean. I asked God for an angel & he gave me you! Oneday you ask me: what's more important to you, me or your life? I'll say my lifeand you'll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life. My eyes arehurting because I can't see you. My arms are empty because I can't hold you. Mylips are cold because I can't kiss you. My heart is breaking because I'm notwith you.
我問上帝要一朵玫瑰，他給了我一座花園;我問上帝要一滴水，他給了我一片海洋;我問上帝要一個天師，他把你給了我!有一天你問我：我和你的生活哪個更重要?我的答案是後者，那你將會離開，你甚至不知道你就是我的生命全部。我的眼睛看不見因為我看不到你，我的膀子空空的因為我不能抱著你，我的嘴脣冷冷的因為我不能親吻你，我的心碎了因為你不在我身邊。
The furthest distance in the world
Is not between life and death
But when I stand in front of you
Yet you don't know that I love you
The furthest distance in the world
Is not when I stand in front of you
Yet you can't see my love
But when undoubtedly knowing the love from both
Yet can not be together
The furthest distance in the world
Is not being apart while being in love
But when plainly can not resist the yearning
Yet pretending you have never been in my heart
The furthest distance in the world
Is not but using one's indifferent heart
To dig an uncrossable river
For the one who loves you
譯文:
世界上最遙遠的距離
世界上最遙遠的距離
不是生與死
而是我就站在你的面前
你卻不知道我愛你
世界上最遙遠的距離
不是我就站在你面前
你卻不知道我愛你
而是明明知道彼此相愛
卻不能在一起
世界上最遙遠的距離
不是明明知道彼此相愛
卻不能在一起
而是明明無法抵擋這股想念
卻還得故意裝作絲毫沒有把你放在心裡
世界上最遙遠的距離
不是明明無法抵擋這股想念
卻還得故意裝作絲毫沒有把你放在心裡
而是用自己冷漠的心對愛你的人掘了一條無法跨越的溝渠
Dear Shortie,Look, I don't know where to start. I love you. I have loved you since as long as I can remember, Shortie. I guess the first time I told was when I realized how much you meant to me. We have known each other for years. Once we got together, I couldn't believe how good things were going. It was too good to be true. It was perfect in the beginning. I loved you, and you loved me. I felt like that's the way it should still be.I didn't want you to leave - honestly, I didn't. If I could go back, I'd beg you to stay by my side. To know you'd be miles away was breaking my heart, but I wanted you to be happy. I wanted you to make a good future for yourself, for us. Now that I think about it, how could I have let you go? What was I thinking then? Look what has happened.I know we've been through the toughest of times. And because of that I think we are stronger than we thought. We lasted a good while. I'm so incredibly sorry for everything that I did wrong. I wish you could just tell me, and I would change it all. But, you know that neither of us were innocent when it came to hurting each other.
When I said I would marry you, I meant it. I wanted to live my entire life loving you. We could have grown old together. I know you wanted that. It would have been great. But what happened to us, Shortie? Where did we go wrong? Wasn't our love untouchable? Wasn't it strong? I sit and think, and the only thing that best explains it is that we needed to be together physically. Having you in one state and me in another was unbearable. Although, I wanted to be with you so badly, I also have school and my life here. If I could go back I'd probably leave with you when I had the chance. Would things be better now or is this the way it is supposed to be?All I know is we may not be together now or maybe not ever again. But I want you to know that you are someone I will never ever forget. I loved you, and still love, and will always love you, no matter what. We've been through a lot. But that love is still there. I hope you find happiness. I hope all your dreams come true. You deserve a lot.I feel very lucky to have had the chance to experience the love we once had. It's something I will forever cherish. Please don't forget it. I know things aren't the best now, but at least we still have our friendship. That's where it all started. I just ask for one thing; be happy, and know that I'm happy. I will always think of always,Lucky Angel.
親愛的矮子，看，我不知道從哪裡開始。我愛你。我愛你，因為只要我能記住，矮子。我想我第一次告訴當我意識到你對我有多重要。我們已相識多年了。一旦我們在一起時，我不能相信好的事情。這真是太好了。它是完美的開始。我愛你，你愛我。我覺得這就是它應該仍然是。我不想離開你-真的，我沒有。如果我能回到過去，我會乞求你留在我身邊。知道你會英里以外打破我的心，但我希望你幸福。我想讓你成為一個好自己的未來，為了我們。我現在覺得，我怎麼可以讓你走?我想的是什麼呢?看發生了什麼。我知道我們經歷過的最艱難的時光。因為我認為我們比我們的思想。我們持續了好一會兒。我很抱歉難以置信的一切，都是我的錯。我希望你能告訴我，我會改變這一切。但是，你知道，我們都是無辜的時候，互相傷害。
當我說我要嫁給你，我的意思。我想住在我的整個生命愛你。我們可以一起變老。我知道你想要的。這將是巨大的。但我們發生了什麼事，胖子?我們哪裡做錯了?不是我們的愛不?不是很強嗎?我想，和唯一的一件事，最好的解釋是，我們必須在一起。有你在一個國家和我的另一難以忍受。雖然，我想你了，我也有學校和我在這裡的生活。如果我能回到過去，我想可能與你離開時，我有機會。事情會更好，現在是應該是這樣的嗎?我知道我們不可能在一起或也許不是再次。但我要你知道，你是我絕對不會忘記的那個人。我愛你，現在仍然愛，和我將永遠愛你，不管是什麼。我們已經經歷了很多。但是，仍然有愛。我希望你找到幸福。我希望你所有的夢想成真。你得到了很多。我覺得很幸運，有機會體驗到我們曾經擁有的愛。這是我永遠會珍惜。請不要忘記它。我知道事情不是最好的，但至少我們還有我們的友誼。這一切開始的地方。我只求一事;快樂，並且知道我是快樂的。我會一直想著你。永遠的愛，幸運天使。
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