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大二自我介紹 篇1

本人姓夏,名某某,一個大二學生的自我介紹

大二自我介紹(精選20篇)

別小看我的名字,它可是很有來頭的。中國的第一個王朝是夏朝,夏朝的所有君主都姓夏。這說明什麼,說明我很可能是中國第一個王朝的開國君主的直系的第N代後裔。這是個可以和哥德巴赫猜想想媲美的猜想,為印證這個偉大的猜想 ,我四處蒐集證據。皇天不負有心人,終於找到了!我的一個堂弟,名字正是叫夏禹。這僅僅是巧合嗎?不,這是夏禹老祖宗在天之靈給我的指引。我,夏某某,正是偉大君王夏禹的後人,我比歷史上哪個貴族都更貴族,更別消說現代人了。

和大家相識已經快兩年了,兩年的算不得長,可也不短,話說了解隨著時間的推移而增進,但是我覺得大家太不瞭解我了。雖說我佔座座靠後,上課從來不回答問題成績倒數來得快,集體活動能逃則逃,見著大家也難得打個招呼,但各位如若因此而忽視我的存在,實在讓我心碎了。我就像一個荒島上的囚徒,內心比魯濱遜還孤獨。好容易機會站在臺前,不如藉此機會加深大家對我的認識。所以今天的演講題目為:自我介紹。

正因為我是史上第一貴族之後,我從小就注意培養自己的學識和修養。本人今年才20出頭,然而已將飽覽群書愈15載。識漢字3000有餘,而且頗會英文,不信我用英文跟您打個招呼:good morning。怎麼樣,不賴吧,你也不瞧瞧這是誰。不僅如此,我時刻不忘看文章,並且中西兼顧,

要數我讀過的書,那可多了,說給您聽聽。本土的,像郭敬明的,安妮寶貝的我都知道,外國的,《哈里•波特》我全看過了。什麼,您說《論語》《人間喜劇》?嗨,誰看那個呀,早過時了,現在興于丹。不僅看書,我還看電視,什麼美劇日劇韓劇,不分彼此,全部收納。昨天有個人說我不關心國家大事,實在是胡說八道。我每天都等騰訊QQ,順便也瀏覽下騰訊網。這個貪官下臺啦,那個明星離婚了,我都知道。足不出戶便知天下大事,連俄國總統普京我都認識。各位知道瀏覽網頁很費時間的,為了更多的瞭解國際風雲,我把上課和外出時間都犧牲了,全用來上網了。這樣了還說我不關心國家大事,純屬誹謗。他還問我父母的生日是哪天,這我哪管的了呢,我是個眼光瞄準國家大事的人,這類小事不知道也無傷大雅嘛。反正他們也從不過生日。

忘了和大家說了,本人性別為女,早已過豆蔻年華了。古時女子豆蔻之時變可成婚,因系本人是中國史上第一貴族之後,眼光自然不同常人了。與我相配者,身高至少一米八,五官不能和王力巨集相差太遠,體型不可輸給模特,學識至少趕上錢鍾書,家產不可比陶朱公少,要不怎麼配得上我這個史上第一貴族之後呢!前面各位已充分了解到我的學識修養,下面就描繪一下我的容貌吧。臉如滿月,點綴著繁星點點,身高不長不短,正好合適,體態頗有盛唐遺風。但憑我這姿容,一般的人我都看不上,腦裡時常看到自己眼珠上翻,露著眼白,以白眼視人。哎,誰以解憂?唯有嵇康。至今我依然獨身,還在尋尋覓覓,冷冷清清,悽悽慘慘慼戚······

大二自我介紹 篇2

姓名:

性別:

學院:

籍貫: 廣東揭陽

座右銘:If you think you can,you can!

性格愛好:擁有巨蟹座與獅子座的雙重特點,喜歡一群人的狂歡,也享受一個人的孤單。性格比較直爽,因此也很容易得罪人。剛認識我的人都會覺得我很“冷”,而和我相處久了就會發現我很熱情,沒辦法,誰讓巨蟹有堅硬的外殼,柔軟的內心呢!喜歡運動,各種運動都能沾點邊,還喜歡聽歌和唱歌,不過唱歌水平就不值得一提啦!我還很喜歡看書,看各種人物傳記,揣摩傳記中主角的人生,還喜歡看一些經濟類的書籍,因為我也夢想著有一天也能創業。一直以來都有個嚮往,就是去流浪,最想去的地方有烏鎮、麗江、大理,希望在畢業前能去做這麼一件瘋狂的事情。

大二自我介紹 篇3

吳蔚 學院:文學院

籍貫:廣東揭陽 大家好,我是來自文學院漢語言文學專業的吳蔚,喜歡文字,鍾愛寫作,愛好藝術,信奉“讀萬卷書,行萬里路”的格言,良好的家庭氛圍培養了我愛好讀書的習性,而天生喜歡自由的我,經常利用假期到處走走,開闊自己的眼界,拓寬自己的視野,用自己的心去感悟生活,與歷史對話。這就是我,一個不喜熱鬧,安靜淡然過自己的生活的女孩,希望能在生活中汲取營養,不斷提升自我,具備成長的能力,做一個素雅的女子。大學的最後一年,能跟大家相聚是一種緣分,期盼在以後的日子裡相識,相知,願這段經歷能成為彼此今後人生一段美好的回憶。

大二自我介紹 篇4

葉淑如

性別:女

學院:歷史文化學院

籍貫:廣東東莞

座右銘:付出總會有收穫~~

有人說,看我覺得我是比較斯文滴。的確,我是挺斯文的。有人說,跟我相處,就覺得我是一個壞蛋,其實我也不是壞蛋,我是很善良的。其實,作為雙子座的我,我覺得自己真的是一個雙面人,該認真的時候,我是比較認真的,該瘋狂的時候,我就真的很瘋狂,所以通常有時候當我安靜下來的時候,大家都會覺得有有點不對勁,但是實際上我只是在想東西而已。所以如果以後當我安靜下來的時候,大家就知道是怎麼一回事了。安安靜靜、斯斯文文的我,不太能安安靜靜地坐著看書,但是總是能安安靜靜地聽聽歌、聊聊天啊。瘋狂的我,喜歡在籃球場上亂叫,喜歡玩連連看和找茬(笨哪),喜歡到處亂逛。

能夠相聚在東莞四中,相信這是我們的一種緣分,我會好好珍惜滴,希望在接下來的日子中,大家可以一起努力經營我們這個大家庭。

大二自我介紹 篇5

hello,everyone!

my name is is my english name,which is also the name of my idol.i’m a recommended student from ccfls,in which i have studied for six ng the time i stayed there,i’ve learned a lot from the teachers who i must thank her school in my life is my family.1990 witnessed me born in a happy family.i was treated as the apple of my family members’ eyes since ineness,perseverance,conscientiouness,the urge for improvement are the characters my family gives y,but for their support,i would not be this thanks to my family.i love them all.

i’m an optimistic,energetic,outgoing,active,humorous girl with any amount of hobbies,such as listening to music and writing my deserves to be introduced is my blog on sina,which takes me a lot of ’s without much gaudy decorations,but many articles which are really worth website address is prensence and guidance are requested.

unlike many other girls,i’m quite good at ming,skating,basketball,volleyball,badminton,table tennis and etc. are my spite of my height,i have a good jumping to this,i’m the captain of the female basketball team and the principal member of the female volleyball team in our addition,i’m fond of playing chess.i’ve got a silver medal when i was a ermore,i’m a very versatile o and clarinet are my all get the ninth des,i’m a good organizer and leader in the school activities.i organized many english speech contest,also took a part in it and ranked among the cially,i directed an english play called“the sound of music”,which is a gorgeous success,so that every audience spoke highly of it.i’m very proud of that.

to conclude,i’m sure i won’t let you down.i hope that you can give me a chance to study in xiamen university,which is the shrine in my mind, and i’ll give you much glory in return.

that’s k you for your attention.

大二自我介紹 篇6

姓名: 劉震

性別:男

學院:物理與電信工程學院

籍貫: 廣東揭陽

座右銘:If you think you can,you can!

性格愛好:擁有巨蟹座與獅子座的雙重特點,喜歡一群人的狂歡,也享受一個人的孤單。性格比較直爽,因此也很容易得罪人。剛認識我的人都會覺得我很“冷”,而和我相處久了就會發現我很熱情,沒辦法,誰讓巨蟹有堅硬的外殼,柔軟的內心呢!喜歡運動,各種運動都能沾點邊,還喜歡聽歌和唱歌,不過唱歌水平就不值得一提啦!我還很喜歡看書,看各種人物傳記,揣摩傳記中主角的人生,還喜歡看一些經濟類的書籍,因為我也夢想著有一天也能創業。一直以來都有個嚮往,就是去流浪,最想去的地方有烏鎮、麗江、大理,希望在畢業前能去做這麼一件瘋狂的事情。

大二自我介紹 篇7

I have a steady and rigorous character and sincere.

Faithful integrity, principles, said to do, never shirk responsibility; self-control, do things always have a beginning and an end, never give up halfway; willing to learn, a problem not evade, willing to learn modestly from others; confident but not conceited, not self-centered; willing to modest acclaim take attitude, authority; will use 100% of the enthusiasm and energy into work; amiable and easy of approach.

It is sincere, cheerful, enterprising, adaptable, diligent, hard to study, down to earth, strong team spirit, positive work and serious attitude.

大二自我介紹 篇8

hello,everyone!

my name is is my english name,which is also the name of my idol.i'm a recommended student from ccfls,in which i have studied for six ng the time i stayed there,i've learned a lot from the teachers who i must thank her school in my life is my family.1990 witnessed me born in a happy family.i was treated as the apple of my family members' eyes since ineness,perseverance,conscientiouness,the urge for improvement are the characters my family gives y,but for their support,i would not be this thanks to my family.i love them all.

i'm an optimistic,energetic,outgoing,active,humorous girl with any amount of hobbies,such as listening to music and writing my deserves to be introduced is my blog on sina,which takes me a lot of 's without much gaudy decorations,but many articles which are really worth website address is prensence and guidance are requested.

unlike many other girls,i'm quite good at ming,skating,basketball,volleyball,badminton,table tennis and etc. are my spite of my height,i have a good jumping to this,i'm the captain of the female basketball team and the principal member of the female volleyball team in our dition,i'm fond of playing chess.i've got a silver medal when i was a ermore,i'm a very versatile o and clarinet are my all get the ninth des,i'm a good organizer and leader in the school activities.i organized many english speech contest,also took a part in it and ranked among the cially,i directed an english play called“the sound of music”,which is a gorgeous success,so that every audience spoke highly of it.i'm very proud of that.

to conclude,i'm sure i won't let you down.i hope that you can give me a chance to study in xiamen university,which is the shrine in my mind, and i'll give you much glory in return. that's k you for your attention.

大二自我介紹 篇9

i'm class of , common household's daughter, my parents is assistant, life is general, also because of this, there may be little genetic relationship, my personality is quite introverted.

this year in september, i come to guangzhou college, this is my first time to leave my parents give far door. see side come and go, enthusiasm is bold and unrestrained, cheerful talkative classmates,

i am deeply into his own character of pressure, although i didn't think that my character to have what not good.

because introverted, i introduce myself in class sound when very small, so that his classmates don't know me, because introverted, i dare not and not too familiar classmate say hello, so i often come alone walking alone, because introverted, i dared not participate in those who have an interview activity that i've lost self-exercise opportunities. i even worried, i later how to obtain employment? how to recommend myself?

there is no matter that can't be solved, also did not cross over the candy. the formation of character is accumulated, to solve it is never happen overnight, i must be patient. the university is a self-training, improve your own platform, there is a lot of classmates, for me an outside resident students, now turned into inside the resident students, should be a very good character training opportunities.

let the past be the past, let now compose the future. university is the life of another a start, wish all of us as a freshman students can round their beautiful university dream, fulfillment metamorphosis.

大二自我介紹 篇10

葉淑如

性別:女

學院:歷史文化學院

籍貫:廣東東莞

座右銘:付出總會有收穫~~

有人說,看我覺得我是比較斯文滴。的確,我是挺斯文的。有人說,跟我相處,就覺得我是一個壞蛋,其實我也不是壞蛋,我是很善良的。其實,作為雙子座的我,我覺得自己真的是一個雙面人,該認真的時候,我是比較認真的,該瘋狂的時候,我就真的很瘋狂,所以通常有時候當我安靜下來的時候,大家都會覺得有有點不對勁,但是實際上我只是在想東西而已。所以如果以後當我安靜下來的時候,大家就知道是怎麼一回事了。安安靜靜、斯斯文文的我,不太能安安靜靜地坐著看書,但是總是能安安靜靜地聽聽歌、聊聊天啊。瘋狂的我,喜歡在籃球場上亂叫,喜歡玩連連看和找茬(笨哪),喜歡到處亂逛。

能夠相聚在東莞四中,相信這是我們的一種緣分,我會好好珍惜滴,希望在接下來的日子中,大家可以一起努力經營我們這個大家庭。

大二精彩的自我介紹篇5

大二自我介紹 篇11

各位好,我叫,今年**歲,*人。

我能來到這裡學習非常高興,一直以來我都很看好這個行業。

隨著展,它為21世紀。

後來,我開始對產生興趣,用心鑽研,三年的大專就是在不斷的培養興趣,不斷的學習進步中度過的。

三年的大專生活有如過眼雲煙,一去不返,唯一留下的就是我的知識和技能,現在的我將要走向我所熱衷的崗位,面對當今激烈的人才競爭,我很清楚自己知識有限,但我更清楚我有著不甘落後的精神和不斷學習、不斷提高的願望。

我擁有自己年輕和執著的事業熱情,我相信我會做的更好!我需要一個機會,一個展示自己、鍛鍊自己的機會。

再苦再累,我都願意一試。

所以在以後的工作中我會繼續嚴格要求自己,也希望在工作上大家能監督我幫助我,讓我更好地完成自己的工作,好嗎?

大二自我介紹 篇12

I'm a little bit out of line, and other people do the answer, and I'm different from them. Do not have to think of second kinds. When others are playing games, if others don't invite me, I don't usually take the initiative to play with them. When others were playing football at noon, I was walking around. It's not good for you to say it's good.

I don't like football. In my class, I don't like to play football, except for the fat people do not like it! And I'm still a boy! In my life, I like to run and run a long jump. All I like is that you don't like football, basketball, volleyball, badminton, tennis, almost ball. But I can not say that chess is proficient, but it is also a good hand! I have learned without teacher! It's strange that you say it! As long as I like what I like, almost all.

I also like to listen to sad songs or songs such as the broken bridge and the snow, the city of the sky, the tears of the piano music, and so on! I like helping people very much at ordinary times, but I don't like to show it! Is that good things do not go down! (a little exaggerated, ha!) Usually a little smatter!

If you want to be a friend with me, please add my friends. Refuse nobody。

大二自我介紹 篇13

Good morning !

It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,

I hope i can make a good performance today. I'm confident that I can succeed.

Now i will introduce myself briefly

I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .

I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 20xx.

I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.

In July 20xx, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao use I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.

And in August 20xx,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test use I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.

I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.

That’s all. Thank you for giving me the chance.

大二自我介紹 篇14

Personally, I remember when my grandfather often makes me laugh more and more contact with other children, so now I cultivate optimistic personality. In my opinion, nothing is impossible, the most important thing is to be happy. Life is short, there is no reason not their own good.

I have been given the impression that the sun, cheerful, outgoing, sometimes even careless. But no matter whether others like it or not, I always like my character, because many times, you can not live so tired. A lot of friends have said that I am just like a little child. I have no worries every day, and always laugh at me without pressure. This is the most pleasant comment I have ever heard. When they are not grown up, everyone is simple and simple. When they grow up, they don't have no trouble, but they just learn to hide.

After all, the person who likes to laugh does not mean that she has no trouble. If you want to say the personality defects, the sentimentality should be counted. I am a sensual and no more sensual person. In fact, for this character, I do not like it. Feeling is a bad habit.

Remember that a girl has said a word, my tears are the least valuable. Oh, I think so myself. I can't bear to see the old man begging on the roadside. I can't bear to see the dog on the roadside. I will love to go home and see all kinds of small animals bought and sold. I will have an urge to put them out of the cage. Like this, I can not help wet my eyes, this is me, I am easily moved.

大二自我介紹 篇15

各位老師、同學,大家好,我叫劉暢,劉暢的劉,劉暢的暢。

幼年時曾作過許多色彩斑斕的夢,當個播音員、或者當一名電視節目主持人是我最大的夢想。

於是,我利用一切機會學播音,練演講,說相聲,打快板,表演舞蹈,主持節目。

我參加爸爸所在部隊的春節文藝晚會,我表演的快板書繞口令受到戰士們的熱烈歡迎。

我深深的明白,作一名合格的播音員或者電視節目主持人是一件十分不容易的事情,成長的道路上會有成功的喜悅,但更多的是失敗的沮喪;會有收穫的幸福,但更多的是耕耘的艱辛。

但我有勇氣、有決心去應對這一切。

於是,這天,我站在了同學們中間。

我和在座的同學們一樣,渴望展翅高飛,渴望將來有更大的發展空間,有施展才華的更廣闊的天地。

我想,有耕耘就會有收穫。

未來的四年裡,由各位老師的傾情傳授,我們必須會有一個無限完美的未來。

大二自我介紹 篇16

hello,everyone!

my name is is my english name,which is also the name of my idol.i’m a recommended student from ccfls,in which i have studied for six ng the time i stayed there,i’ve learned a lot from the teachers who i must thank her school in my life is my family.1990 witnessed me born in a happy family.i was treated as the apple of my family members’ eyes since ineness,perseverance,conscientiouness,the urge for improvement are the characters my family gives y,but for their support,i would not be this thanks to my family.i love them all.

i’m an optimistic,energetic,outgoing,active,humorous girl with any amount of hobbies,such as listening to music and writing my deserves to be introduced is my blog on sina,which takes me a lot of ’s without much gaudy decorations,but many articles which are really worth website address is prensence and guidance are requested.

unlike many other girls,i’m quite good at ming,skating,basketball,volleyball,badminton,table tennis and etc. are my spite of my height,i have a good jumping to this,i’m the captain of the female basketball team and the principal member of the female volleyball team in our addition,i’m fond of playing chess.i’ve got a silver medal when i was a ermore,i’m a very versatile o and clarinet are my all get the ninth des,i’m a good organizer and leader in the school activities.

i organized many english speech contest,also took a part in it and ranked among the cially,i directed an english play called“the sound of music”,which is a gorgeous success,so that every audience spoke highly of it.i’m very proud of that.

to conclude,i’m sure i won’t let you down.i hope that you can give me a chance to study in xiamen university,which is the shrine in my mind, and i’ll give you much glory in return.

that’s k you for your attention.

大二自我介紹 篇17

good morning !

it is really my honor to have this opportunity for an interview, i hope i can make a good performance today.

i'm confident that i can succeed. now i will introduce myself briefly i am 26 years old,born in shandong province .

i was graduated from qingdao university. my major is i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of .

i spend most of my time on study,i have passed cet4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.

in july , i begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in qingdao use i'm capable of more responsibilities, so i decided to change my job.

and in august ,i left qingdao to beijing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test use i want to change my working environment, i'd like to find a job which is more challenging. morover motorola is a global company, so i feel i can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. that is the reason why i come here to compete for this position.

i think i'm a good team player and i'm a person of great honesty to others. also i am able to work under great pressure.

that's all. thank you for giving me the chance.

大二自我介紹 篇18

i'm class of , common household's daughter, my parents is assistant, life is general, also because of this, there may be little genetic relationship, my personality is quite introverted.

this year in september, i come to guangzhou college, this is my first time to leave my parents give far door. see side come and go, enthusiasm is bold and unrestrained, cheerful talkative classmates,

i am deeply into his own character of pressure, although i didn't think that my character to have what not good.

because introverted, i introduce myself in class sound when very small, so that his classmates don't know me, because introverted, i dare not and not too familiar classmate say hello, so i often come alone walking alone, because introverted, i dared not participate in those who have an interview activity that i've lost self-exercise opportunities. i even worried, i later how to obtain employment? how to recommend myself?

there is no matter that can't be solved, also did not cross over the candy. the formation of character is accumulated, to solve it is never happen overnight, i must be patient. the university is a self-training, improve your own platform, there is a lot of classmates, for me an outside resident students, now turned into inside the resident students, should be a very good character training opportunities.

let the past be the past, let now compose the future. university is the life of another a start, wish all of us as a freshman students can round their beautiful university dream, fulfillment metamorphosis.

大二自我介紹 篇19

Good morning, my name is LXG, it is really a great honor to have this opportunity for a interview, I would like to answer whatever you may raise, and I hope I can make a good performance today. I'm confident that I can succeed.

Now I will introduce myself briefly, I am 20 years old, born in shandong province ,east of china, and I am curruently a senior student at UPC of Information and Engineering Control. my major is Information and Signal Processing, and I will receive my master degree after my graduation in june. In the past 3 years,I spend most of my time on study and research, Ihave passed CET6 and I have acquired basic knowledge both in theory and in practice.

Through college life,I learn how to balance between study and entertainment. By the way,I has acted as class Mission secretary for two years and given the title of an excellent class leader. I had a few glorious memory on is my pride.

Sometimes I prefer to stay alone, reading, listening to classic music, but I am not lonely, I like to chat with my classmates, almost talk everything ,I have lots of interest, such as films,travels,handwriting ,sports and so on. My favorite pastime is playing basketball, also, I like blogging on the internet. if you are interested in my blog, you can visit my website: , it will be my honor.

I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure. That's all. Thank you for giving me the chance.

大二自我介紹 篇20

本人姓夏,名某某,別小看我的名字,它可是很有來頭的。中國的第一個王朝是夏朝,夏朝的所有君主都姓夏。這說明什麼,說明我很可能是中國第一個王朝的開國君主的直系的第N代後裔。這是個可以和哥德巴赫猜想想媲美的猜想,為印證這個偉大的猜想 ,我四處蒐集證據。皇天不負有心人,終於找到了!我的一個堂弟,名字正是叫夏禹。這僅僅是巧合嗎?不,這是夏禹老祖宗在天之靈給我的指引。我,夏某某,正是偉大君王夏禹的後人,我比歷史上哪個貴族都更貴族,更別消說現代人了。

和大家相識已經快兩年了,兩年的算不得長,可也不短,話說了解隨著時間的推移而增進,但是我覺得大家太不瞭解我了。雖說我佔座座靠後,上課從來不回答問題成績倒數來得快,集體活動能逃則逃,見著大家也難得打個招呼,但各位如若因此而忽視我的存在,實在讓我心碎了。我就像一個荒島上的囚徒,內心比魯濱遜還孤獨。好容易機會站在臺前,不如藉此機會加深大家對我的認識。所以今天的演講題目為:自我介紹。

正因為我是史上第一貴族之後,我從小就注意培養自己的學識和修養。本人今年才20出頭,然而已將飽覽群書愈15載。識漢字3000有餘,而且頗會英文,不信我用英文跟您打個招呼:good morning。怎麼樣,不賴吧,你也不瞧瞧這是誰。不僅如此,我時刻不忘看文章,並且中西兼顧,

要數我讀過的書,那可多了,說給您聽聽。本土的,像郭敬明的,安妮寶貝的我都知道,外國的,《哈里•波特》我全看過了。什麼,您說《論語》《人間喜劇》?嗨,誰看那個呀,早過時了,現在興于丹。不僅看書,我還看電視,什麼美劇日劇韓劇,不分彼此,全部收納。昨天有個人說我不關心國家大事,實在是胡說八道。我每天都等騰訊QQ,順便也瀏覽下騰訊網。這個貪官下臺啦,那個明星離婚了,我都知道。足不出戶便知天下大事,連俄國總統普京我都認識。各位知道瀏覽網頁很費時間的,為了更多的瞭解國際風雲,我把上課和外出時間都犧牲了,全用來上網了。這樣了還說我不關心國家大事,純屬誹謗。他還問我父母的生日是哪天,這我哪管的了呢,我是個眼光瞄準國家大事的人,這類小事不知道也無傷大雅嘛。反正他們也從不過生日。

忘了和大家說了,本人性別為女,早已過豆蔻年華了。古時女子豆蔻之時變可成婚,因系本人是中國史上第一貴族之後,眼光自然不同常人了。與我相配者,身高至少一米八,五官不能和王力巨集相差太遠,體型不可輸給模特,學識至少趕上錢鍾書,家產不可比陶朱公少,要不怎麼配得上我這個史上第一貴族之後呢!前面各位已充分了解到我的學識修養,下面就描繪一下我的容貌吧。臉如滿月,點綴著繁星點點,身高不長不短,正好合適,體態頗有盛唐遺風。但憑我這姿容,一般的人我都看不上,腦裡時常看到自己眼珠上翻,露著眼白,以白眼視人。哎,誰以解憂?唯有嵇康。至今我依然獨身,還在尋尋覓覓,冷冷清清,悽悽慘慘慼戚......

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