搞笑英文自我介紹

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I'm a 20 year old boy. Why do I call him a boy? Because my heart is still very young

I'm an adult man. Why is it called a man? Because I have everything for a man

Haha. Actually I am not very aware of their problem, my appearance is always happy, the heart is not necessarily. I is a lot of worry, worry, worry, labor, or even give up!

I think a person has pain, to realize the existence of happiness, only once the pain, only now happy

Human life can be divided into several stages: infancy, childhood, youth, youth, adult, middle-aged and old. I'm in the period of youth, is a bridge between juvenile and adult. I recall youth, because youth has brought me happiness; I yearn for the adult, because of age can do many willingly do not subject to any person to stop and constraints.

People always learn to grow up slowly, and I think I have experienced a lot...

There are a lot of people ask me why I don't GF, actually I would like to find it, just think, not what meaning, and can only find a good person, very many people can not find good, why give up to a tree of the forest, you say? I love the is the friend above lianrenweiman relationship. Oh well, I am pretty sure this man does fate, think if the yuan will come together, I was in my feet from the Department of the red line of a head seeking to end!!

Coincidentally, I recognized a sister in high school, although she is not very sensible, but I still cherish it. How many friends can I find in my life, not to mention my sister, what do you think?

Say so much, you still don't know me very well. Ha ha. Then come to know me, and I also like making friends

I am on the rivers and lakes love everyone, see flowers bloom, car see car, said I, handsome, casual and elegant bearing, equal to anything, tall，stately and handsome, tall, educated, with millions of fans, captured the hearts of thousands of girls, known as the little white dragon a pear pressure Begonia jade face, handsome to squeeze out!

I am not the only advantage is not what advantages disadvantages I basically all the disadvantages of the biggest drawback is the only advantage if handsome is a kind of crime, I have committed the greatest crime; if the type is a kind of wrong, I have the same mistake again; if smart to be punished, I do not want to humble if punishment by hacking process; torture, I they can get away with it?

I am 23 years old, handsome Xiaojiu. At the age of seven the martial arts at age of nine, at the age of 12 girls, as astronomy geography, knowledge of each walking, trifles, often make the beauty back, handsome guy jumping, kind-hearted and helpful. When the primary school Chinese class teacher explained the meaning of "handsome", I am 100 puzzled, secretly handed over a small mirror table. A photo. Oh. I suddenly understand... It is said that when I was born, the northern sky, appeared a piece of auspicious clouds, gradually from far to near, floated into my roof, turned into a word: handsome.

I called Liu Xuanran, but a real tomboy. Don't believe it, hehe ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ hum that I can't do anything. But, I mean what one says Dad at home, mom and brother both spoil me, really happy ah. But I also love the capital, don't look at graduation in fact, my junior high school, high school courses are finished, if not to accompany brother play a few years, I never went to our home high school. Because my grades are GOOD, so, mom and dad to me is very loose (every day in the busy business, not loose to Kazakhstan)

Forget an important problem, that is my face. What is the so-called (I forget HA) I put on the clothes is handsome boys (the premise is to hide the long hair), put on clothes are beautiful girls (no way, too good to genetic up to)

My brother is two people in Liuzhou (not even the Dragon Phoenix), of course, there are also disadvantages in Kazakhstan. Brother Feng day is a workaholic, not looking for he really don't see; as for second day Xi, only a year older than me, a famous school (except my mom and dad the reason why I want to fight MAD) and he is a school, because he fights together and more conveniently inquire about his arrest several handle (a romantic affair, ha ha ha ~ ~) two are handsome, which is what love sister ah, ah want their mobile phone number or the note directly asked me.

My dad said, because of the influence of the grandfather was in the underworld run around with a job (and dad grew up together with a small) when the boss, after two people were out of the underworld, as a businessman, there are several global companies in different aspects. Mom, that is absolutely beautiful (I or my brother SA gene so well) now age more than 40 or bujiandangnian beauty ah.